Tesla’s Battle Mode: Every Traffic Jam Is Now a PVP Match

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By: Ziva Goldstein ( University of Michigan )

Tesla Owners Discover Secret ‘Hard Mode’ on Self-Driving Cars

Self-driving Teslas just got way more game mode challenging, as owners are reporting a mysterious “Hard Mode” feature in their cars.

Instead of leisurely cruising on autopilot, Hard Mode removes all assistive features, increases acceleration unpredictably, and adds weather hazards—just like an actual racing game.

Nightmare Difficulty: Navigate Los Angeles traffic Tesla innovation at 5 NPC logic PM.

Extreme Weather DLC: Experience a blizzard, even in Miami.

Boss Fights: Randomly get pitted against a semi-truck with questionable brakes.

Tesla claims this wasn’t intentional, but Musk tweeted, “If you’re not prepared for Hard Mode, you’re not prepared for life.”

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